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dusong99
Posted: Thu 10:14, 05 May 2011
Post subject: 孙悟空是女
1、孙悟空虽有定身法,居然从来不调戏美女。
2、悟空MM去东海龙宫找兵器,那么多兵器都不喜欢,一眼就看上了伸缩自如,能大能小
象人酋长
一样的如意金箍棒 !
3、孙悟空从来都对帅哥没办法,比如二郎神和唐僧。对于小帅哥哪吒还调戏了几下。
4、整部西游记孙悟空变身美女无数次,都是大量的暗示。
5、六耳猕猴代替孙悟空的地位,更加乖巧可爱取得了唐僧的好感,因此孙悟空不管菩萨的劝说,硬生生把可爱的六耳猕猴打死,显然是女性的嫉妒。
6、唐僧为孙悟空做了顶花帽,孙悟空乐得上窜下跳,显然是女性生来爱美的天性。而且孙悟空的称号:美猴王
7、在唐僧身边那么久,那个木头和尚就是不知道孙悟空的女身,结果孙悟空寂寞难耐,遇上猪八戒,特意让悟空过了一回儿当新娘的瘾。虽然对象是丑陋的猪八戒,但孙悟空的心理一定是甜滋滋的
8、每次唐僧有艳遇,孙悟空都在表面上嘻嘻笑笑地撮合,其实深恋唐僧的悟空心中在滴血啊!因此,就是妒火难以遏制的时候,每次孙悟空都会在唐僧和美女最最关键的时刻,掏出棒子,棒打鸳鸯!比如月兔国唐僧洞房了,唐僧和月兔马上就要XXOO,孙悟空居然变为靓丽的月兔MM,明目张胆地争夫!
9、孙悟空一向都尽量不沾水,经常驱使猪八戒下河下海(比如战沙僧和入井捞国王),迫不得已才勉强入水。之所以如此,就是怕衣服水湿后露出玲珑的身段啊!
10、其实孙悟空的初恋对象是玉皇大帝,齐天大圣的称号就是骑着天帝大大快乐啊!这是男下女上体位的最原始暗示!老奸巨滑的太白金星看出孙悟空和玉皇大帝有一腿,便竭力撮合,成就这一出天下最大的婚外恋!
11、佛祖手掌的撒尿,更是悟空女身的明证。如果是男性,凭那火急性格,大闹天宫时何不在云霄殿上嘘嘘?但女身的悟空MM仍有女子的矜持,在误以为到了无人的天尽头后,方才放心大胆地哗哗而佛祖看出女身后,也因此没有杀死悟空。
12、玉帝还算有良心,没有杀死悟空MM,为了遮掩这天下最大的丑闻,悟空MM被扣上了乱臣贼子的帽子,在五行山下一压500年,天下间最痛苦的莫过于此,如此痴情的MM,居然遭到比打入冷宫更痛苦的待遇
13、悟空MM经常驱使八戒做东做西,但有时却主动去化缘探路。比如三打白骨精,八戒去就好了,但悟空MM明知可能有妖怪窥视,
象人酋长胶囊
,却多次离开,正说明女扮男装的悟空MM有时候有些事情要偷偷去做,而那几天脾气又是很暴躁的,才不顾后果地打死了那位所有女人的公敌、妖娆惑人的白骨精从此,勾引男子的YD女人经常被贞烈女子怒斥为白骨精。
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