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| 1, buy popsicles. 1.5 yuan. Boss 10. 8.5 yuan boss Keep the change. Then 8.5 yuan into the trash. Think not, popsicles again thrown into the trash. Left the hands of a ice cream paper. . . Cold. . . . Finally, turn your trash there. .
2, some time ago, I went home prone Lotus shopping, check out the stage two foreigners settle in front of me, when the clerk asked: Chinese friend replied, 3, every meal because I have the habit of washing hands, you pay attention to hygiene. Unfortunately the results of the day, there is a large voice students are eating in class, I asked: ... . . 4, that is what the first grade, and now it is ......... really think about that afternoon's self-study class, the teacher arranged for us to do homework, said: Whoever can finish the job the day before to go home! teachers to change their operations on the podium!!!! man was a good student, but then, ah, a 40-minute self-study course, after just 15 minutes, I will soon finish, because the writing is too invested, forget the thought in the classroom at home, thinking soon finished, the call to the head is the sentence: Mom, I want to eat at night, and steamed fried eggs, sausage (this is my favorite ah)! At that time I did not pay attention, and teachers also agreed not to notice the sound: OK! (teacher's house is also a son), I feel the sound while the teacher looked up and found not to be in school, the two of us that Khan ah ...................... followed by a flood of laughter class ..... ........... Ever since self-study Under the class ahead of time, and I was laughing for a semester, students ah 5, there are times you dine out, point N many dishes later, did not suddenly find my wallet! ! I'm not dizzy, but not also mean that, after the food has been such Juela for me, always thinking about how can have this off. Then suddenly a note on the mind, pick up the phone pretending to dial a call, howling into the phone said something a long time why do not take my wallet's nonsense to say, (when friends have been embarrassed to say I paid I pay, you do not know your husband took the wallet, it does not matter) I feel happy with the pending white lies about the success, when suddenly rang loudly in my ear a telephone call ... ... 6, Freshmen military training, a large summer station Junzi, the class had a boy fainted. students surrounded him, a knowledgeable students in the outer ring shouting: pinch people, to pluck people. that boys from a recent female students, like a long time, under a lot of determination to sample and accurately pinching syncope man JJ. 7, the return home next Sunday to see my grandparents home. just a small uncle, too. we talk. watch TV. see half of the small uncle suddenly sick. went to the toilet a few minutes later pulled ...... .. . suddenly heard soared out of a toilet: ah ~~~~~~~~ Damn my grandmother went to the toilet Le ~~!!! cursed little uncle, said: are such a great person. said bad words! Uncle: No OMG ah `` nerve. I just rub rub P shares half the time .. .. suddenly a runny nose. is a natural toilet paper in their hands that picked up your nose out ....! .......... laugh that was the most intense I have ever seen a grandma ..! 8, my girlfriend earlier day I went to the hospital to find, I asked how, she said, her legs a little bent, is commonly known as O-type legs. She thought of her appearance, so I decided to go to the hospital to see a solution without. Because my girlfriend has always been as polite as pie, so she felt a little embarrassed, for their own beauty, she was the first time to the hospital, so the doctor asked her how she's going on when she said: Doctor, every bar between my legs . The doctor was surprised, then said: nonsense, is not every lords ......... 9, eleventh grade, the Mid-Autumn Festival, when suddenly my pager class called up, the results collected by the teacher. Afternoon, the teacher told me to go to the office to heavy criticism of the meal I have also asked me to write a 2000 word examination. Finally finished training, the teacher pointed to the desk with: benefits), the hearts of much gratitude, completely forgotten his own BP machine, grabbed the moon cake and run ... ... the teacher to come out slowly, staring, ; 10, the day school I drew a pig in front of the students posted on the back, he soon found out, I glared at the pig torn. I am confused asked: under the knife, hesitated a long time, that chicken is now being I strangled 12, chat while eating a meal in the cafeteria, suddenly found themselves out of a piece of rice on the outside, secretly feel sorry waste of grain farmers uncle to pick up and eat them. But later found that rice, seems to me ... ... 13, a second bus, next to a smart mm, mm behind there is a satyr harassment, see mm roared back: 14, again a toilet. University is the focus of my university students, have not been to, but I heard all kind of facilities in place, such as electronic reading room, campus card and so on. More pull the flush toilet, or voice. time, she sent a text message while stool, bin, is ready to get up when the phone fell out of a careless, the toilet is very shallow, in fact, if the right Qujian is no longer clean things. But --------------------------- fall while she was frightened because the phone is not conscious shouted: Results phone is washed away ... ... 15, A: My head cow B? B: Like 16, one day, open water in the canteens. Accidentally splashed water in the hands of MM behind take my hand, a concern to ask: pretending nothing had happened. MM suddenly turned around and lined up behind the people that pedal bike, I wanted to take this opportunity to cover up his fart sound, which know the sound is too large, people think it started kicking motorcycle opened, and slipped it into gear to go, that I am a big embarrassing ...... 18, dormitory comrades from all over the world, speak to inevitably speak the same language. day, a Northeast boys and a boy to buy instant noodles in Gansu Northeast said to himself: chant is meant to eat. voice hardly ever, the side of the Gansu Mianrutuse, retching than ....... 19, a person to the 3-year-old daughter a bath, just had her daughter into the basin and daughter, he exclaimed: |
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| Posted: Mon 3:31, 21 Mar 2011 Post subject: 原创：老公 |
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| 我不知道，是大多数的男人都想拥有粗大的阴茎，还是所有的男人都想，我只是不明白那个真的有很大的关系吗？只要不是很令人失望的，对两个人的感情都没有什么影响吧？而且你们男人增大增粗后是自豪了，但是你们有没有想过我们女人？粗大的阴茎带来的真的都是快感吗？也许快感伴随着的更多都是痛苦！亚马逊卡图巴 卡图巴杜松胶囊 亚马逊卡图巴杜松胶囊
我们结婚三年了，生活很美好，老公很宠我，什么都想要在他能力范围内给我最好的，包括性爱。其实我的老公很勇猛的，基本上每天都要做，有时候休假了老公就会狠狠爱我，直到我筋疲力尽，我记得最清楚的两次：第一次是在我们蜜月的时候，连着一个星期除了上厕所和洗澡，其他时间都在床上，甚至吃饭都是；第二次是在前年，老公出差回来的时候，那天晚上他要了六次，还想要，被我给痛骂了一顿，才算是停下来了……而每次都以我的疲软无力而告终。。。。这样的老公已经很头痛了，更让人恨得牙痒痒的是老公还觉得不太好！！！ 去年十一的时候，老公不知道在哪儿弄的一种叫做金尊卡宾达的胶囊，说是可以增大增粗，我都没在意，觉得那些药都是骗人的，听老公说没有副作用，所以也没管他。老公说我们以后分房睡，要等到过年的时候给我一个让我惊喜的礼物，我想着好啊，这样天天做我快受不了了，也就同意了。 卡宾达 卡宾达树皮 金尊卡宾达胶囊 新年很快来临了，在三十的晚上，别人都在守岁或者玩的时候，老公却把我拉到房里爱爱。因为几个月没有过房事了，所以我们都很激动，我能明显的感觉到我的下面湿漉漉的一片泥泞，老公的JJ也很大很硬，当时晕晕乎乎的没想太多，直到老公进来的时候下身一阵撕裂般的疼痛，我叫了一声痛，老公停下来了，然后我就发现老公才刚进去一个头，我顺着它往下看看见还有好长在外面，当时真的很害怕，又痛，就想退缩，不想做了，但是看着老公满脸隐忍的表情又不忍心，忍着痛在老公的爱抚下让他进去，我感觉我要死了，比破处还要疼……老公等我适应了以后就开始动起来，很温柔，但是依然有很强烈的饱胀、摩擦的感觉，就那样轻微的抽插一下，我就感觉到一股强烈的酥麻感直冲心脏和脑袋，等到老公也激动起来开始用力的时候，我都害怕他把我的心脏都顶出来了。这次性爱我们用了一个小时的时间，老公只有一次，而我却泄了七次，我当时都不敢抬头看我老公，也没那个力气了，觉得很丢人，他却哈哈大笑着跟我说那是他给我的惊喜，我的新年礼物！！！！你们知道如果当时有力气我最想做的一件事是什么吗？那就是——揍丫的，把他那张正在大笑的脸揍成猪头！我还惊喜，惊吓还差不多！！！ 事后老公跟我说他偷偷的量了下他的阴茎，比原来勃起的长度和周长都增长了差不多3厘米。原来就已经很大了，现在又增长这么多，大概都有18厘米长、13厘米粗了，我真的不知道该怎么办。而且老公每晚都要折腾我，每次进去的时候都跟破了一次处一样，然后等适应了之后又有非常强烈的快感，让人欲罢不能，真的是又爱又恨。你们有没有见过那种木头做的把的拖把？如果见过了，你能想象到被它插入的感觉吗？那你应该就能体会到我的痛苦！ 虽然专家说过女人的性器官是能够收缩的，有很大容量，但是那也是有个限度的吧，不然你拿水桶插进去试试。真的搞不懂男人，干嘛非要要一个硕大的器官。请你们在追求自豪和快感的时候为我们女人想想好吗？想想我们女人是不是能够承受。 又是几个月过去了，我每天都在害怕着夜晚的来临，还有老公的疼爱，然而一想到适应后的快感，心里又有点儿隐隐的期待。我真的不知道该怎么办了，很苦恼，我在想会不会有一天我成为一个性冷淡了！ 亚马逊卡图巴 卡图巴杜松胶囊 卡图巴官方网站 |
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