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| 1、我太穷了。我穷得除了剩下钱以外什么都没有了。
[靠，这种话也能说出口。有钱人就是不一样，根本不把钱当钱。] 2、哦，是你呀。我现在正在忙。忙什么？呵呵，今天出太阳了，我把钱搬出来晒一晒,Premier Wen Jiabao the basic principles of life (read lifetime) - Qzone log。[不至于吧，你有多少钱？都发霉了，还没花掉。有没有搞错。靠，你就不怕待会刮大风时把你钱给刮跑了？] 3、比尔・盖兹？他那也叫有钱？靠，我要是让他给我数钱，他准会说我判了他一个无期。恭喜恭喜！你荣获21世纪无期徒刑最佳创意奖了。还有，你的这种创意已被收入吉尼斯世界纪录大全。］ 4、现在,日本车~你买没买，银行的人都怕我了。他们说我要是把钱全都存到他们那里去，他们可就连落脚的地方也没有了。[多余的话我也不说了，强烈建议你把你银行放不下的钱全都放到我家。期待中。] 5、谢灵运说，"天下才分十斗，曹子建独得八斗，我得一斗，天下人共用一斗。" 我说，"天下财分十斗，我独得八斗，我的家人得一斗，天下人共用一斗。"[偶像，佩服佩服。呕--］ ６、以前，我手底下的人一不听话，我就用钱砸他们。现在,2010 to force the 50 words!，我不砸了，我把他们带到我家，他们一进去，就说，乖乖，这么多钱，吓都吓死了。然后，说着就口吐白沫了。［天那，我被你的话吓住了。我无话可说了。］ ７、不好意思，到现在才打电话给你。是这样的，上个星期我见到了一只大象，我见它不爽，用钱砸它，它被砸死了。后来，处理此事的人，火化大象花了一天，焚烧我那钱好像到现在还没烧完。我正在关注着这事。［不是吧。大象的丧葬费也太高了吧。］ ８、你快打电话叫一百辆挖土机来吧。我家门口被倒塌下来的钱堵住了，我爬都爬不出来。［请问，一百辆挖土机够吗？］ ９、你在哪里？你快坐直升飞机来吧。我开跑车在钱堆里都三天三夜了，也没找到出口。［你掉到钱眼里去了？这是骂人的，说你比钱眼还要渺校但再渺小，还知道你在钱眼里。你掉到钱堆里去了？这也是骂人的，但骂归骂，意义已经不同了。因为现在，你连渺小也不如了，你压根就已不存在。］ １０、你知道什么叫闻风丧胆吗？当我告诉你我有多少钱时我知道了。靠，早知道如此，就不对你说了。现在还要带你去医院。真是的。［哇，这一招狠。］ |
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